Kanker tyfus kind

A child that is generally a piece of shit or annoying you and others. You would use this to make sure a child would leave you alone.

Jij kanker tyfus kind, wat de kanker doe je in mijn kanker huis.

by Je kanker moeder is een hoer November 14, 2023

Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

My type/kind of dreams

I have a niche/unique type of dreams that only affects me and the clues in the name, so it is a literal reason why I call it that. Because every time I wake up after one I always wake up normally, as in without screaming or any of that jazz. It’s either that or I always have normal dreams, which are the opposite to scary ones. I feel like I’ve never had nightmares, and so that I’m so lucky with that.

Do you know what my type/kind of dreams are? No, I do not, and I don’t think that you or any living thing will/would understand, what I even mean by it. Because I feel like I’m the only ever living thing with it, and have always had it, meaning that I’ve had it my whole life and it probably came at the exact same time as/when I was born. So I feel that my type of dreams are the only other kind, and either there will/have been two kinds of dreams, because it could have come earlier from when I was even born, or that there are always two whenever I’m even around/alive. And I think that it’s more the second one, there always being two whenever I’m around/alive.

by Milosh2008 February 22, 2026

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

Why is bro kinda...

This phrase is commonly used in a joking manner on social media to express that someone is attractive with a dose of subtlety, shyness or embarrassment for having such an opinion.

The sentence is in an unfinished form for the same reasons, while the continuation is easily guessed - ...sexy / hot / handsome / fabulous / majestic etc.
More emphasis on the attraction being a contrarian opinion is commonly expressed by including a 'but' before 'why is bro kinda...'
The sentence being unfinished also alludes to the speaker knowing what they're about to say is unhinged, or losing their train of thought and speech as they gaze at the object of attraction, or as they bite their lip.

"Look at that one, he's taking a shit!"
- "I get that, but why is bro kinda..."
"Brother that is a gorilla, and he's shitting."

by amogmog May 29, 2025

my mom is kinda homeless

A phrase said by someone named Acey to IShowSpeed in a voice call on some 2021 Fortnite stream, which threw Speed off, and held in his laughter. This is heavily memed on as I write this, but some kid in 2034 will find this and act nostalgic for this definition despite being born after it was made.

"Please, Speed, I need this!"
Speed ignores.
"My mom is kinda homeless."
Speed starts to hold in laughter.
"I live with my dad, I'm tryna help her out..."
"Speed, I'm watching your stream. Why you trying not to laugh, bruh?"

by Anonymousway December 11, 2025

SBJ w/ Sticks (the good kind)

Noun. When someone is a good, wholehearted person who actively pursues goodness in the world.

That girl over there is not an SBJ w/ sticks (the good kind). one can only assume her name is Haley.

by Elmussylover December 18, 2021