Jizz Jack

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and punching the very unfortunate victim by surprise in the face, usually resulting in them being knocked unconscious. Can also be referred to as "the handfull haymaker, cum crippler, semen slap, or the brick bop."

Dude 1: "holy shit man, did u hear about jacob?"
Dude 2: "uh..no, what's the haps?"
Dude 1: "oh damn, last night he was makin a hot pocket when out of nowhere he gets jizz jacked, it was tight yo!"

Mom: "daaaannny! Did cocoa shit on the carpet agaaain?!"
Son: "yeah..but its totally fine now, that bitch ass mutt got jizz jacked!"

by whack_sauce19 January 29, 2010

jizz-a-thon

An event in which men run a certain distance(varies) while jacking off along the way, thus jizzing all over the place.

guy one: dude how did the jizz-a-thon go?
guy two: it was great man, I jizzed at least 5 times in 2 miles.

by AyYoMaDood April 2, 2010

Jizz Wall

A wall covered in jizz.

Nigga don't touch that wall, that be my jizz wall.

by droodbyogucci January 5, 2011

jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.

Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.

by cracka ass fantastic February 18, 2011

pink elephant jizz

satan

pink elephant jizz is the work of satan

by Elephantslayer69 October 31, 2013

jizz bagged

jizz bagged is being slammed in the ass by bubba the 500 pound black man with the 20 inch wang. In about 15 minutes of this h-core rape your anus will be 5 inches wider and loaded with jizz. Therefore making your anus a jizz bag for a black man's penis

pazer got jizzed bagged by haggard in the back of the local 7-11

by joey lucisano October 14, 2004

jizz bib

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.

My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004