Cock Jackers

Another terminology for hands ( most likely women's hands ) or anything you can jack on a cock.

Don't touch me with your cock jackers

by Anoble0130 February 21, 2011

jackaremus

Combination of a doofus and a jackass.

"I can't believe he put diesel in his girlfriends Porsche! What a jackaremus!"

by salcat June 29, 2009

Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB

Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight

by Your Name is Blank April 27, 2010

Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.

Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010

Jakerage

The act of raging at someone that does not deserve it.

Jake totally just jakeraged at Ashtin.

by Akasnakeyes October 11, 2010

Jackorony

A impoverished creature of black skinned appearance residing in and around the 10030 zip code of New York, which serves no productivity to any community bar the drugs community.
They're characterized by they're abysmal dental hygiene, they're obsession of the song "Young Forever", they're constant hunt for small change and they're love of Four Loko.

"The world should be cleansed of them Jackorony's." Adolf H

Son: Dad... Who goes to prison?
Dad: Jackorony's

Black person: I swear i'm innocent.
Judge: No you're not you Jackorony.

by Nigel_Cramer October 27, 2010

Jackem'off Traits

1. Someone with an abrasive attitude or demeanor. A preson reguarded as an asshole that acts without rearguards to how it affects the people around them.

2. Some one with the traits of a dumb ass. Someone who does dumb thing, or acts with a lower sense of intelligence than the average person.

I can't believe the way that guy drives, he has Jackem'off Traits for sure!

by HighPockets54 November 15, 2011