Wood Cutter

Wood(hard penis), Cutter(Emo/cuttter), so if you add them together, it is called a penis cutter. Which is not that good of a thing.

Ex. If your sex addict, who hates his life, should become a "Wood cutter." Because chances are that you have already cut everything else.

by The Big Fluff May 1, 2008

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Wood Elf

elf, wood

Wood elf. A wood elf is a really short man that has a big dick that everyone expects to have a small dick.

Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.

by KellyMan1212 June 1, 2018

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Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!

Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!

by vinny125125 December 9, 2009

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hood wood

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car

"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."

by Holly M S May 7, 2010

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Do For The Woods

A term used by men 2 describe woman who are not particularly atrractive but they would be willing to have sexual intercourse with .

She would do for the woods
She ain't nuthin special but she'd do for the woods!

by Stolaka October 5, 2007

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standard wood

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

by Sheepish December 25, 2007

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