Self react

When you react to your own messages anywhere.

Guy 1: Boardman really self reacted again. Nothing new.

Guy 2: that fatherless fuck has no shame at all, huh.

by isaac838291 August 25, 2021

self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!

Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.

by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023

self-racism

Being racist to oneself (yourself) to make dark jokes or state out racial stereotypes. Often to be meant humorous.

Black Person: Ayo homie, what you can't see in the dark?
Non-black Person: Nothing?
Black Person: Nope, you can't see a black person.
Non-black Person: Should I laugh?

Asian Person: Hey, do you want me to speak in my language?
Non-Asian person: Sure, let's hear it!
Asian Person: Ching chong ding ding wing wong zhing zhang chao.
Non-Asian person: Bro, that's self-racism.
Asian Person: I know lol

by Your local Black Advisor December 1, 2021

self sanchez

When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache

I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez

by CKFun February 11, 2004

self conny

try hards

i am j4ck and i am a try hard "self conny"

by J4ckNZ June 10, 2017

self-lick

having oral sex with my with my own male
member.

if i could self-lick, i would have no use for my girlfriend.

by andyheadinsky February 10, 2003

Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).

Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!

by wittylass February 10, 2010