Humperdinck 

a personality disorder in which the person with the disorder displays grandiose behavior, fake smiles, uncontrollable anger and an aversion to percussive sounds in a consistent tempo and instruments in pitch. Usually the afflicted are also tone deaf, drink heavily and cannot tolerate anyone with a backbone. For some unknown reason women over the age of 65 are vey attracted to the afflicted. No cure has been found to date.

1. Arnie is a Humperdinck
2. George has humperdincked all over the place.

Humperdinck by Davey Bryson May 2, 2011

Humpdump 

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.

Humpdump in your mouth yo!

Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004

Bible-humping 

The act of loving the Bible so much, you may as well be humping it

Jerry Falwell is a bible-humper

Bible-humping by fgalkin November 13, 2004

humping your toes 

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.

Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!

humping your toes by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007

Humphrey Nigga

A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)

That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga

Humphrey Nigga by Despacito_Tpose69 July 4, 2018

Hipster Humper

a girl who is attracted only to hipsters

She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.

Hipster Humper by t_elliot March 18, 2011

dry humping 

dry humping is the process of two people repeatedly moving up and down and back and forth on top of each other fully clothed( or missing various pieces, but the penis must not come in contact with the vagina with out some sort of fabric seperating them ex: boxers,panties, or even sheets!!)

I will dry hump anybody if they're cute enough!!

dry humping by the_virgin_sex_lover June 22, 2004