helm

Contraction of 'he-elm.' The male elm tree.
ant: she-elm

Look at the nuts on that- its a mighty helm.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

Nut Helmet

The act of a bald chick shamelessly wearing at least one
shot of nut on her head.

John gave gave Britany a nut helmet.

by Full Contact Bonsia Master February 21, 2007

Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.

Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."

by Mr. Creeps March 21, 2011

dutch helmet disease

A disease that make the foreskin red and the helmet bulbous, yellow and smelly

you've got Dutch helmet disease (dhd)

by Milly-o July 21, 2004

Heims

A homosexual man

Did you see that guy over there? He has to be heims.

by John Bakalis September 29, 2008

helm

the glans(tip) of one's penis

I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.

After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009