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1.A young cow, especially one who hasn't given birth to a calf.

2.A large woman who is comparable with the size of a cow and sometimes even a house.

3.A woman, fat or skinny, who eats a lot of food.
1. Aww, look at that heifer it's so cute. I can't wait for it to have a calf!

2.That heifer can't fit in here, she'll take up the whole room.

3.Heifer gotta eat.
heifer by k8thegreat January 14, 2012
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washington heights 

My Birthplace, i luv being the only black kid in this place CUZ EVRYONE IS FUCKING DOMINICAN
and everyone speaks spanish n shit so i have to go on the train so i can talk to somebody---- if there is somebaody in Wash Heights dat speaks english lemme know!!!!!
ME IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

Me:Can i get a plain slice

Dominican:Galo que nosotros punani controdo casa pescado limon __(my interpretation of spanish)__

Me: fuck
washington heights by Nips October 12, 2005
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The refusual of sex moments before insertion.
My man got heined last night! He was right on top of this girl with his tool wrapped and everything but she chickened out and heined him at the last minute.
Heine by Barbara Lentini January 17, 2008
Heitzel is amazing. She comes in a small package and is caramel in complexion. She has the cutest dimples that everyone wants to steal and she looks hot in glasses.

Her nickname is Pretzel. And shes adorable.
Guy: Check out that girl!

Other guy: Dude, she looks like a Heitzel.
Heitzel by merode July 21, 2011

The Heights 

only the most awesome private school in P-mac. Sick at Lax, won the MILL tourney last year. Win it again this year. they get all the hotties
heights guy 1: dude we are sick
Heights guy 2: yea we are!

St. johns guy (aka wilson) - dude those heights guys are tight
Gonzaga- yea i wish i got in there but im too gay and stupis
The Heights by heightslaxa April 1, 2005

heitmania 

I woke up this morning and had the biggest case of heitmania. I was like " Cock, ? Cock?... Cock on my face now! Did someone say jizz
heitmania by Dragon Slayer November 10, 2005

heidelberger effect 

the phenomenon that occurs when a woman sweats a guy so hard that she drives him into a freshman cheerleader's arms.
My friend experienced the heidelberger effect; she was all on this guy's johnson and he started jimmy-topping this freshman cheerleader with minnie-mouse bows to make her jealous.