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Hanger Nipples

The bumbs left by clothes hanger, normally in the shoulder area of a single males shirt due do lack of ironing.
Mark came to work with a polo shirt on, but his hanger nipples where sticking up on his shoulders.
by Stephen Sands May 15, 2007
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handle

a pony-tail...well, at least in prison.
that new fella in 101 is kinda cute...and he came with a handle.
by anon-emous November 9, 2004
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Handle with care

Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P
During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
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brodie handle

A freely rotating doorknob-like mechanism that can be securely clamped to an automobile's steering wheel facilitating relatively effortless alternating full left and right steering deflections for the purposes of performing more capable brodies.

See "brodie".
Dude, this brodie handle rocks!
by Beej February 13, 2004
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ben-handle

the act of not knowing what to do in the presence of a member of the opposite sex or one of a higher social status

to fuck up
1: he ben-handled that chick
2: you mean like the shermanator from american pie?
1: chyeah
by tigerwoodslover December 10, 2007
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Mango hanger

One who when performing oral sex on a man focusses stimulation exclusively to the tip (mango) of the penis and pays no attention to the shaft.
Situation: just had oral sex, man starts complaining- "god you're such a mango hanger! Take some more in your mouth!"
by BexxoRobbo March 12, 2010
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Man Handle

Ethan wacked out his man handle in order so pork his lady friend
by Queen gremlin January 4, 2021
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