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put on a good hammer 

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.
Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

flying fuck hammer 

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.
Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer

Bathroom Ban Hammer 

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom urinal and getting rejected for future use of a bathroom. Also can be treated as an item depending on the shape of the dookie.
There was only one stall in the bathroom, but the urinal was open so I had to drop a mud monkey in that instead. Unfortunately I got the bathroom ban hammer.

put the hammer 

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
put the hammer by michael foolsley January 29, 2021

Pat the Hammer 

Very wise
Pat the Hammer knows all.
Pat the Hammer by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021

Paul-Peen Hammer 

The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.
Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.
Paul-Peen Hammer by BB's Mom January 6, 2023