Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.

"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."

by dportal June 20, 2011

boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.

As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!

by slobobabe October 12, 2009

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!

by anonymous April 20, 2025

toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.

"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"

by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014

Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.

"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"

by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024

hawk tush

Female version of hawk tuah

hawking in the bush

have you heard about the crazy hawk tush drayven gave his girlfriend..

by baddiewaddiechickenpatty March 9, 2025