A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.
by Golf_luver November 19, 2016
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by MadManHacker June 5, 2017
Get the donald groff mug.Oh no! Smacked my leg too hard, time to get surgery. WHOOPS they gotta put a prosthetic in through my stomach!! This shit is so cool omg, I also have no friends and am very ugly. I'm really goofy. Call me Isabella goofy.
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a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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by Bladey23 June 9, 2020
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