Goon

A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy

I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.

My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".

It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.

Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.

by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023

Goon

A nigger

A racist: Look at that absolute GOON over there

The goon in question: nigga what?

by Thatsuperkewldude June 6, 2023

goonchild

Is the biggest goon to ever walk the earth but must also be the son or daughter of a goon

Francesco bonito is a goonchild

by anonymous June 20, 2023

goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond

Hey Alex goon or edge?

by Zesaeit July 11, 2024

Goonbait

The newest character in popular media to be released with the intention of drawing in gooners and horny furries.

That new Fortnite character is total goonbait!

by CryptidIRL July 22, 2024

goon stick

A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.

Pass the goon stick now please.

by CloggedTheToilet August 1, 2024

Goonabe

A person with zero military training or experience who wants to identify as a goon.

Nice plates bro, you’re such a goonabe.

by DjOcean August 3, 2024