gooch monster

A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.

Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.

by Jimmy Grant June 9, 2008

Gooch

noun.
A name after a very short and sweaty midget where you can be a gooch. A gooch is normally someone who is often clumsy, goofy, and foolish.
verb.
To screw something up or ruin something therefore becoming a gooch

She gooched up the dinner after she left it in the oven too long and it burnt.

by Ivan Aleksandrov January 1, 2018

gooch

Noun, Primaly Determined as the space between the vaginal oraface and the anal oraface, also see, Taint And Chode

she has a small gooch!

by Jackson Hendee November 27, 2007

gooch goblin

1. same as goblin gooch, but describing a person moreso than their chode.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.

Hey gooch goblin!
Rob is a fuckin' gooch goblin.

by gooch goblin July 1, 2006

Goobies

A combination of the word "gooks" and "babies". Usually referring to the unfortunate civilians in the Vietnam War.

Sgt. Smith: Anyone who can kill 20 goobies in 24 hours gets a weekend pass!

Soldiers: Yes sir!

by Mr. Calypso January 23, 2010

gooch

Galluci Hall, University of Akron....aka the Gooch.

"fuck bulger...i love my gooch"

by mondingo December 28, 2005

gooch burger

To place ones gooch between two crusty loaves, and wack on some green stuff

Mike was awoken one morning to his friends munching on a gooch burger between his legs.

by thegoochburger October 20, 2007