Goblin Syndrome

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.

That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.

by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015

crash goblin

Used to describe an individual who is addicted to speed/stunt motor sports such as riding ATVs,dirt bikes and dune buggies. The person may have been in an accident or not, and can imply a future accident for the person.

Damn, Ryan pratically killed himself in that dirt bike race. I hope that crash goblin learns his lesson.

by Lymphusc October 15, 2007

anal goblet

When you shove a mason jar into your partner's ass, fill it with wine, then drink out of it.

At the party last night my girlfriend let me drink out of her anal goblet.

by StandardOtaku October 30, 2015

tin goblin

Poverty-Stricken Sesh Gremlin (see "Sesh Gremlin")

"Can't believe he is away out tonight again, its been the sixth night in a row."

"I know, he's such a tin goblin"

by HoneyFord Mustang July 30, 2017

Mud Goblin

Derogatory term used to offend a person of dark skin

Shut up you mud goblin
Look over there, a mud goblin!

by brentwood school boi September 17, 2019

thigh goblin

a cannibalistic demon that eats children

the thigh goblins are coming!!!!!!! run!!! hide!!!!!

by penis headed goat November 8, 2019

Dick goblin

A creature that hides under your bed and sucks/gobbles your dick while you are asleep.

''Fuck the dick goblin got the best of me last night, my dick is all numb.''

by Diefo12 August 11, 2021