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Fresno State

A great school with a nationally ranked Top 25 Football team (although with a shitty kicker), excellent professors, huge parties, gorgeous women, and an all around awesome "college experience". There is a thriving Greek system, and the school even has its own winery. The brand new 103 million dollar, 15,000 seat Save Mart Center on campus hosts Fresno State basketball, volleyball, and bands such as Metallica, Beyonce, and many others. The Save Mart Center was recently named the 10th busiest building in the world by Pollstar magazine. State's new Henry Madden Library opening in Spring 09' will be the largest library out of any other University in California.
I went to Fresno State because I felt like having a gnarly ass college experience instead of all those losers who decided to stay at home with their Mommy and Daddy, minimum wage jobs, and community college.
by j.i.t.b.c. March 8, 2009
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fresbian

straight friends that have agreed to live together like lesbians, but not actually be lesbians
if we're not married by the time we turn 29 lets go "fresbian "

would you like to be my "fresbian "
by joanica smith March 14, 2009
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Fresh

Dope yet unfamiliar
Their style is so fresh, because I never seen, heard or felt anything like it!
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fresh meat

1. new stock of produce found at a grocery store

2. a newly picked target for mockery, i.e. a freshman

3. the horrific phrase declared by the undead butcher Pudge (from custom Warcraft 3 map DotA) just before he dismembers his victims, especially after they are surreptitiously hooked and pulled adjacent to him and his putrid aura of decay
My mom just came back from Produce-Mart with some fresh meat for tonight's cookout!

Well would you look at that, a couple of lonely freshmen... Boys, we just found us a new batch of fresh meat.

Pudge: *Growl* "Mmm, fresh meat!"
In-Game Advisor: Our hero has fallen!
by RR Liu December 28, 2007
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Freshie

Is an insulting slur used by British asians (British born Indians) because you look remotely indian or are first generation indian in the country.

Not realising that you may in fact not be from india and speak english fluently, but interestingly enough not realising their own parents are in fact freshies.
Guy One (british asian): Would you like some paynt? You freshie.

Guy Two: Fuck off, retard...
by Chronic_demonik June 27, 2009
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Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!

1.A fruit covered breakfast dish a Denney's

2. A spontaneous exclamation of surprise by a person whose flatulence (fart)is extremely foul.
1. May I have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity and some coffee.

2. Suddenly Dave jumped up from the table and exclaimed "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" "Christ, Dave what did you eat grundle cakes?" said Jason
by Global Feetus April 1, 2007
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Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.
Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"
by .max. June 17, 2009
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