flat

As Flat as a kippers dick.

That woman has no boobs shes as flat as a kippers dick.

by Steve November 6, 2003

flat bottom boat

When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.

"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."

by 7 Suns February 13, 2008

flatage

A description to your friends of a girl lacking large breasts. titless,flat chest,boobless,small breasts,mesquito bites,itty bitty titty comittee

That girl had alot of flatage going on.

by q3000 September 11, 2006

flat busted

not sarah palin

"I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted."

by wrmac October 19, 2008

flat-chested

When a girl's chest is flatter than a board of wood

Damn, that girl is flat-chested!!!

by The Reaper of Life September 17, 2018

flatcap

someone who drives at 20mph - usually over the age of 70, with a queue of traffic waiting to overtake

a retirement area is flatcap country

by ogofygog August 10, 2009

flat

1. adj. Under the influence of marijuana; high

Let's go get flat tonight.

by Church of Kaleb September 6, 2005