Florida man is a person who lives in Florida, loves to steal alligators, and does the weirdest shit in humanity, including the US state of Florida. They can do things from buying liquor with alligators, to beating the shit out of people in DOOM cosplay.
Person one: Hey did you that Florida Man who got arrested for stealing a alligator and scaring the shit of of people?
Person two: Who is Florida Man?
Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.
Person two: Who is Florida Man?
Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.
by Chompie021 October 15, 2021
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If Florence wants something. She gets it.
Florence usually has eyes that stare into your soul. There will always be people who hate Florence. Even though she has dark humour and rarely smiles, Florence is the most loyal friend you can get.
You don't want to lose a Florence, and yet you'll always manage to.
If Florence wants something. She gets it.
Florence usually has eyes that stare into your soul. There will always be people who hate Florence. Even though she has dark humour and rarely smiles, Florence is the most loyal friend you can get.
You don't want to lose a Florence, and yet you'll always manage to.
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Tore up from the floor up. Somebody that is a complete and absolute mess, disaster, from top to bottom, physically and mentally. Having trouble looking and acting okay in society.
by snowyowl94 April 24, 2007
Get the tora flora mug.A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.
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Get the Eastern Florida State College mug.A wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. You have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. Yes, We have a lake. Are there supposed to be fish in lakes? The city itself is only about a mile an a half long. With a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (Some prefer BP because they understand everything you say.) Also, if you're looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because Waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else's business.
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