floasted

State of inebriation occurring in pools, rivers, and other bodies of water.

"While tubing down the river, Caleb got totally floasted on cheap beer."

by RedSangria September 30, 2013

flipsy cup

A game made by Bros for Bros. Typically involves 3 teams of 2; Partners line up on opposite sides of the table; Each person has 4 cups arranged in single file in front of them; each team has one ball designated to them. The object of the game is to be the first team to hit and flip all of their own cups. Teams can shoot in any order they choose. Once a cup has been made, the team member must chug and flip the cup before any additional shots are taken. Once the game has commenced there is no stoppage of play.

Strongest Bro: "you bros are too scared to play me at another round of flipsy cup"

4th Strongest Bro: *cant even talk because he is puking in the front porch

by Thats-Whats-Up October 28, 2013

flipshitty

nanette hartwell- stupid as fuck, manipulative, mean as a snake, hateful, vindictive, an all around horrible person. she will eat your soul, even Lucifer himself thinks she's fucking extreme.

person 1: oh we better run, that bitch is flipshitty!!
person 2: damn lets get outta here!! she's rotten, meanasfuck, hateful, dangerous

by psycho_mommi February 8, 2018

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

jam flaps

A girl's vagina when she is on her period.

"Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps"
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"

(depending on your personal perversion)

by DJ N-Fuzion February 11, 2008

Snickle Floosen

Used as an exclamation.

When you can't remember something but it is on the tip of your tongue and your mind just needs to do a memory dump before it melts.

Someone on the street asks you a relatively simple question such as, "what is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" After knowing that you should respond with "African or European" but you can't put it into words and you feel your blood pressure starting to rise and beads of sweat form on your brow your brain turns to mush and all it can come up with is....Snickle Floosen.

by Hoot83 July 27, 2009

dory flop

When an uncircumscised man with a syphilis chancre retracts his foreskin, the entire ulcer flips out all at once because it is too hard to bend. This resembles the movement of a broad-beamed skiff or dory as it is turned upside down.

Good thing I kept the lights on with that guy. I saw that dory flop, so I grabbed my clothes and got the hell outta there.

by Jenni from da' block August 10, 2010