floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

flax

some dude on twitch, hypocrite, got no bodies, mods females frequently, complains like a kid, drinks like a lightweight, very lazy

"Ayo, you heard of flax? He next up"

"No..."

by Afropig July 13, 2021

floraxsese

the prettiest most gorgeous person ever. also really sweet and caring and lovely and kind. good with their fingers and good with handling pets showcasing they are mature.

“wow have u seen floraxsese” “yea one day i wanna become a floraxsese”

by Crying Kids July 22, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

floamchvs

floamchvs is a super hot swaggy girl

she loves her followers and she would do anything for them

have u seen floamchvs’s new video?
do u follow floamchvs on tiktok?

by Cassidy Perla October 28, 2021

Floaties

Antibangs milkers

Me: So you worship the true and only god.
Stranger: Who?
Me: The god of Floaties. Antibang aka Elizabeth

by Subthy November 16, 2021

Floated me

To be surprised about something

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021