flabbergasted

~your confused/not in the mood

Oh god this test has me flabbergasted

by Miss Apple Lady May 31, 2018

Flabbergasted

When you just took a shit and you feel empty inside.

"Dude! That taco had me Flabbergasted!"

by Smokey_56 June 5, 2018

flabbergasterinteritis

when ur bf gets so confused during sex he nuts so much in ur stomach that it becomes inflamed and bloated.

holy shit man i cant take this flabbergasterinteritis

by skank scauce June 8, 2018

flabber dabbid

when you are about to sneeze and you accidentally shove a tooth brush up your butt

aww shit MOM i accidentally just flabber dabbid again, Ill get the oil.

by Hobart Spanks June 15, 2018

Flablicial

A disease the effects the body whereby you eat too much crap food and as a result, excess flabber is grown around the body

Rhys- “Doctor, can you just be straight with me, tell me what it is”
Dr Georgia-“It’s flablicial disease, I know it’s a lot to take in but it’s true”
Rhys- “Oh No! Is there anything I can do?”
Dr Georgia- “Yes, you can exercise”
Rhys- “ Exercise, please tell me what that is”
Dr Georgia- “ Movement of the body to try and lose weight”
Rhys- “are you serious, I don’t think I can do that....”

by RandomMoistness June 18, 2018

flabsnapper

skin under your penis

Damn dude I gotta big flabsnapper

by Triflerifle March 11, 2018

Flabbet

Flabbet means bonas is a kid

You are flabbet

by Armand28 March 12, 2018