Austin City Limits Music Festival

The best fucking music festival in the WORLD!!! Located in Austin, Texas (the best city ever and the live music capitol of the world) every September or October. Since its start, ACL has hosted many bands: Coldplay, The Strokes, Muse, Phish, Vampire Weekend, Jack Johnson, deadmau5, Pheonix, Kings of Leon, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, and many many more!

Guy 1: Dude im going to Austin City Limits Music Festival this year!!

Guy 2:You are so lucky...

Guy 1: I know! its gonna be kickass!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me about it. The pain of not going is too much.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 21, 2011

aspen music festival

A summer music festival that everyone comes to to get drunk, high, and fuck. Most students are cocky asians, and the RAs are assholes, especially the fat one. There are no practice rooms and the food is shit. The second you arrive, everyone wants to go home. The locals are rich white racists who hate the music school.

Wow, you went to the Aspen music festival? How did you survive those two months?

I hooked up with so many celliests at the Aspen music festival. I was hungover for most of my lessons.

by aspenrasloveme June 26, 2018

Festezio

A Term Peter Griffin dubbed in "The Thin White Line"(Family Guy). Used to Insult another in a Harsh, Demeaning and Humorous way.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.

Head Rehab Lady: Wait a minute. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this Degenerate?

Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.

by Scandium2769 December 12, 2010

festivagt

kid that thinks hes sweet by putting a mustang GT emblem on his festiva..

shit cuz that is one festivagt of a car

by volacious December 9, 2003

festizzio

From the television show "Family Guy," it's a word Peter Griffin makes up as an insult.

"A degenerate, am I? Well, you madam, are a festizzio. See? I can make up words too."

by Ruk March 2, 2005

Festiva

Small 2 door hatchback offered by Ford in the United States from 1987-1993. Made under licence from Mazda by Kia Motors. Was sold from 1897-1990 as the Mazda 121 in Europe and the Kia Pride from 1991-2000 in Korea, Europe, and the Americas. Has a 1.3 Litre (80.8 cubic in.) engine putting out 63 hp. Well maintained Festivas can get anywhere from 40-50 mpg.

The Ford Festiva is the coolest car ever made.

by Spoonguard IX May 26, 2005

Festin Bolvus

The act of shitting yourself after being overwhemled either out of astonishment or shock as to an event that just occured. It often occurs when you are severly outdone by your opponent in any sort of competition.

"The drumline just played something so ridiculously impossible that I just festin bolvused myself!""

by UMDRUMLINE September 20, 2008