Floor check

A quick, yet violent stomp delivered to the chest or face of a person who finds themself on the recieving end of a take down; To toss someone to the ground and then deliver a hefty blow via your foot to their face, usually to render unconscious or very, very messy.

"Yo Rich, I heard you beat that cat's ass last night."
"Yeah, I threw him to the ground and floor checked his ass, and that was pretty much the whole fight. Bitch aint got SHIT on me, I'M THE MOTHER FUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"

by Jackie Draper July 1, 2006

flooreo

An Oreo that has made contact with the floor and exceeded the "five-second rule."

Guy1: Hey, I just dropped a bunch of Oreo's on the floor-
Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.

by Dalek Sec December 27, 2007

Floor Spice

The diverse blend of various fragments of food, dirt, and hair that can create a very tangy addition to any perfectly good food that accidently or unintentionally hits the floor in the kitchen or pretty much anywhere.

I mixed my special marinade and added a little garlic salt and lemon pepper to the chicken, then fried it up to a delicious lightly browned treat. I did not disclose my secret ingredient of floor spice that I inadvertanly added when my motor skills failed me in the kitchen. ground pepper

by wordopotomus March 9, 2010

Flooglehorn

A warning when someone takes a joke ,or generally anything too far.Used in How I Met Your Mother

Yasmin: Yeh i so got with a guy last night.
Emily:So how did that go?
Yasmin:Well i sucked him dry!
Anna:Dude Flooglehorn!

by SilverChloride May 31, 2010

Floor Biscuit

A Lazy Fatass that spends his time in bed,laying on the couch or on the floor doing absolute nothing in life and is gonna die eventually.

Rodger: " I feel so lazy today."
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"

by RoadLiquor13 February 18, 2011

Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

by Dingodango July 2, 2017

Sneakers On A Gym Floor

When u bang a chick for to long and her clit starts to sqeak.

Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!

by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009