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Ex-pionage

EX-PIONAGE-
When you're doin (what you feel to be) covert operations, checkin up on your ex. Being super annoying trying to make yourself apart of their life. Taking candid pics of them when they dont see you're there; stalking them from the shadows. Friending them on Facebook, twitter and bugging the hell out of them on all social networking sites. And getting all your friends and their friends to try to get you to reminisce about past moments in an attempt to give ya'll the chance to "catch up". Move the fuck on already!! They'res a fucking reason ya'll ain't together. An crazy ex stuff like this is one of them.
Guy1"Dude she won't leave me alone"
Guy2 "Who? "
Guy1 "Gwen, she thinks shes being slick donning that thrench coat and glasses but shes been following me for days"
Guy2 "Dang man she really needs to stop that ex-pionage shit, doesn't she know you've moved on?"
by The Vagrant Vanguard May 20, 2016
mugGet the Ex-pionagemug.

farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.
A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex
by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024
mugGet the farming the exmug.

Exe(Discord)

1: to indicate a hungry and thirsty Egyptian man
2: the n word(family friendly)
Look, there's an Exe(Discord) lying on the sand dune over there, let's give him some children to eat
Wassup ma Exe(Discord)
by Wellison August 30, 2023
mugGet the Exe(Discord)mug.

ex

don't ever think of going back to them.
hey u see that dude over there?

yeah, why?
he is my ex and he's none other than an asshole.

oh i see.
by yourmothershoe March 10, 2021
mugGet the exmug.

my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
mugGet the my bitch ex wifemug.

4th evil ex

To use when you've been in a sapphic situationship that went nowhere.

A reference to the graphic novel, Scott Pilgrim.
So, i was just.. your 4th evil ex? Did i mean nothing to you?
by Some1Sumwherr November 21, 2024
mugGet the 4th evil exmug.

.exe

.exe means a file is executable. Executable also means to kill. If your friend has .exe in their username either they're just being edgy, following a trend, or maybe you gotta check on her. it's kind of a subtle hint or joke about death.
Amanda has .exe in their username and she posts really dark things now.
by Just a Teenager Who Knows November 7, 2022
mugGet the .exemug.

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