Evan Voils

Evan Voils gets no bitches

P1: Hey have you heard about Evan Voils?
P2: Yeah I heard he gets no bitches.

by HiiBoiz March 13, 2023

evan + kia

Evan and kia are best friends, and will be best friends for ever, they should be inseparable and love each-other throughout everything, They will be there for each other during the toughest of times and live together in joy.

Cole: hey man don’t you think Evan + Kia are pretty good friends together?
Stacy: Yeah totally!!

by I love everyoone August 18, 2023

Evan's Virus

The virus causing any electronic device to function improperly when operated by Evans.

The bad new laptop caught the Evan's Virus

by Meat Spear February 10, 2010

Evan Sather

someone who will change your life forever. if you ever get the chance to meet him dont let him slip away, he's everything a girl has ever wanted and more. SO sexy and athletic, he will treat you like a princess. he is the best around, you can't get any better. your damn lucky if you get a chance to be loved by him. he will give you everything and more. the girl that gets to have him forever is the luckiest girl in the world!

i wish i had an Evan Sather!!!!!

by lovekizzy November 13, 2011

evan purser

An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.

Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.

The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.

“Did you see Evan Purser today?”
“Yeah… I’m gonna need a change of panties.”

by Batman_Official November 22, 2021

Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

Evan Luce

A Handsome Young Man On The Road To Success . All The Women seem to Want to be with him and All The Guys seem to want to be him ! he is a real hero in the eyes of some ! and is said to be some kind of Sex God in the sack ! A Good Number of Woman , sheep , holes , and Even a Mexican could pay tribute to this statement . He is Blessed with a voice I predict will go on to silence stadiums of people! Evan Luce Invented footwear right after he discovered Time Travel in the year 2036 . He has always liked the woods and Long long walks on the beach ! If you ever see or come close Evan Luce ! arouse him as quick as you can , you might not ever get this opportunity again ! if hes alone , tackle him down and rape him if you need to ! he wont struggle long before giving in flipping you over and taking control of the situation ! dont ever forget to tell your friends after . in some religions it is believed that Sexual intercourse with Evan Luce will make all your sins Be Forgiven ! ,.

Who is that sexy singer up on stage ???
"thats Evan Luce!" `
immediately after this comment Evan would line the girls up on stage, bend them over and cleanse them of their sins one by one because he truly lives to do gods will .. . . .

by Eagle-Spread-Angel ;) October 6, 2011