Emily

an absolute mong

“wow you know that girl emily”
“oh yeah she’s so annoying”
“emily can be ok sometimes but annoys people a lot

by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019

Emily

Emily is that one girl that you wanna bone so badly she is so fucking hot and makes you cum so fast. She is that one girl that everybody wants to smash

-Hey I just fucked and Emily it felt so nice
- Awwww man you’re so lucky l. I WOULD KILL TO FUCK EMILY

by Emilyofficial October 24, 2019

Emily

Emily is a dumbass bitch and you shouldn’t be friends with her. She’s not funny, smart, or nice. She’s the worst friend you will ever have. Not to mention she’s terribly ugly. If you see her your eyes will literally melt because of her disgusting face. Never trust her with anything because she’s a dumb hoe. She’s obsessed with a guy and can’t get over him. ANNOYING. If you meet her, i’m sorry.

“ i met this girl named emily today “
“ omg 🤮🤮🤮 emily??? she’s disgusting “

by swaggiebAyBe October 29, 2019

Emily

The best person in the world,she is a god at everything. She is kind,pretty,and angel,sexy,so great,the best friend in the world

Anyone-Emily is so cool
Emily-oh thanks
Everyone-i wish I could be you

by Emily’s are cool March 27, 2019

Emily

A slut, or a prostitute. A girl who frequently stays on street corners for sex

Guy 1- Damn did you see that emily on the corner man?
Guy 2- Yeah, I bet she has STDs too

by HelpMeDaddy April 2, 2017

Emily

A sexy women with big tits at the age of 13, and most likely to date a Ruben

Emily I would have sex with Ruben

by BigDickDave9012 October 14, 2017

Emily

Emily is an all around wonderful person. She has an outgoing, loving, and hilarious personality. Her laugh is contagious, and her smile can warm your heart and brighten your day no matter what’s going on. If you find yourself dating Emily, then congratulations! She’s a one of a kind girl who’s truly beautiful inside and out, and you’re lucky to have her. She’s the sweetest, most loving person you’ve ever met, and her kisses and hugs are better than anything else in the whole world! She’s an incredible girlfriend who makes you feel loved beyond belief and will end up meaning the world to you. Just make sure she’s fed properly. She also has some pretty dank memes!

Dude guy: “listen man”
Dude guy 2: “what’s up?”
Dude guy: “I heard you done got an Emily, man. Is that true, I just wanna know?”
Dude guy 2: “I mean, shit, to be honest with you, man, she’s a... Total Emily, and I’m so lucky to have such a lovely, beautiful, woman in my life”
Dude guy: “oh sick, I’m so happy for you bud.”
Guy in the back seat: “... guys, what’s with the all these bananas?”
Dude guys together: “P o t a s s i u m”

by OpotassiumO June 20, 2018