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Ding-Dong

a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.
person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020
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Ding dong ass

When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways
John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella

Tom: that's my guy
by Wonky slush February 1, 2021
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Dingaloo

A sexy person, usually called Sean that is a singer song writer, that resides in Texas but wants to be an Australian. Is a hunk but also a dork.
Dude, that Sean guy is such a dingaloo!
by Raffalina16 November 25, 2021
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Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with
Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday
by Rawr6942011 December 9, 2021
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Ding Bat or ๐Ÿ”” ๐Ÿฆ‡

A popular adjective coined by Archie Bunker that was brought back to life by Kain DeBurges on Facebook describing mentally ill rumor starters primarily conservatives on social media. These people generally share and spread rumors they haven't researched themselves embarrassing themselves once they find out it's false. Most of their information gets generated from a Bot Twitter or social media account Echo Chamber
Hey did you hear that Wayfair was selling cabinets along with children and John F Kennedy Jr will be back to announce his vice presidency as he runs with Donald Trump in the next election?

Person with common sense: No I did not hear anything like that, that's insane. Where did you get that information from Ding Bat or ๐Ÿ”” ๐Ÿฆ‡?

Ding Bat ๐Ÿฆ‡: I got it from YouTube , and a meme
by NJson January 31, 2023
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chia ding

An imperfection in the surface of a rental car that the rental agency says is too small to worry about, which later becomes an imperfection that you are responsible for because the imperfection has magically grown since the car left the lot.
The scam du jour with the (car rental) near me involved being charged for a pre-existing scratch. When I mentioned it when I picked up the car, they said it wasn't large enough to warrant notation. Fair enough.

Miraculously, however, when I returned it, the same exact ding (which didn't grow, it wasn't a Chia ding) now warranted a claim to be filed against me. Every time I challenged the guy on it, he pulled out this inane little plastic device and held it up to the ding. In a rare moment of losing my cool I grabbed his stupid "my first ruler" device and held it up to the dude's head and told him he qualified as a certified ding-dong and then I snapped it in half.
by ConciergeMike August 1, 2008
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john ding

John ding is the blackest man ever!
Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!
by Halls bรฆ May 16, 2018
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