helpful douche

someone who is overwhelmingly helpful but comes off as a jackass

-hey guys instead of helping you finish this project am just going to stand in a corner and dictate everything that needs to be done and tell you how bad of a job your doing.
-thanks helpful douche

by lydia5 December 30, 2008

field of douche

Describing any party heavily populated with douchebags to the point where one will literally be covered in douche upon entering. Such occurrences have begun to happen with increasing frequency, as teenagers become more violently attracted to rap, arrogance, and a penchant for acting knowledgeable, despite evidence on the contrary. College students, particularly, are quite susceptible to this behavior. Hence, nearly any college party can be likened to a field of douche. Avoid high school parties unless your whole body is as dirty as a rotten vagina.

I entered a field of douche with a raincoat and hid under it most of the time in fear, constantly citing one of Marlon Brando's famous lines in the film, Apocalypse Now: "The horror..the horror!"

by friend of bob June 19, 2004

Douchebagery

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"

Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.

by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche. A.K.A Roman

G: Roman keeps telling his friends all this stuff, and now he's threatning you.
J: Omg, he is such a douchebag.

by JF...G...is...Bestie September 23, 2017

Douche Chill

1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.

1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.

1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.

2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.

A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.

by chrispyr September 19, 2006

Douchebaggery

To engage in douchebag behavior

Did you see Kanye West on the VMAs? That was some real douchebaggery!

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

by Wicked665 July 22, 2006