Premeditated Dicking

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.

When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.

by The Dumbo Slap November 30, 2009

Ninny Dickin

Similar to a circle jerk, but with more indecision by Ninny/idiots of no importance with over-inflated egos, who take far too long to agree to on the simplest of things, with an element of trying to play people and fuck them over, especially when dealing with decisive individuals with little tolerance for such shenanigans. Used as a method to frustrate while reinforcing the self-worth of the players.

Talk about Ninny Dickin, it took 100 emails between the group to decide on a time for the meeting, another email round defining AM, PM, and evening, followed by a spread-sheet to be filled-out by the individuals on which days and times are best for them. The agreed apon time is then cancelled at the last minute, and a another meeting is set with short notice when many of the players cannot attend.

by hounddog15ks November 1, 2011

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014

Air Dicking

vi. Doing tasks partially (lower part) or completely naked due to the high temperature.

- What are you doing sweety?
- Not much honey, just reading the stream while air dicking, is hot in here.

by Jaimism February 9, 2015

elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?

I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.

by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014

The Dickinson Rule

When you're playing Beer Pong and the ball goes past the opposition and underneath a shit load of furniture, everyone starts counting down from 5 and if the ball is not found, you either drink 3 swigs or sell items of the furniture.

The balls gone underneath the furniture! The Dickinson rule! Sell everything!

Or...you've been Dickinsoned

by PJeffz September 13, 2015

self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016