Deuce

a woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds but under 300 pounds - see trezor. commonly followed with a multiple of 10 to give a more precise approximation of weight.

She's gotta be at least a deuce, maybe even a deuce-forty shorty.

by Spencer Chan May 9, 2008

deuce deuce

Term that can be, but not always applied to, smoking marijuana from a joint or blunt, when you take 2 hits before passing, hence the term deuce. (typically does not need to be declared and is an unspoken rule when sparking up.)

Lets go deuce deuce on this.

by sweetness123123 February 8, 2009

Deuce Gear

Name for a girl who dates only US Marines guys,since marines in combat are never without there Deuce or web gear.

Hey jimmy I saw you leaving that bar last night who was that Deuce gear you were wearing?

Man that was some easy little Viet Cong wannabee looking for me to invade her.

by Gift of nothing September 11, 2009

Deuce Juice

Any drink or food item that causes a diarrhea reaction.

Nathan: Hey bro, you wanna run down to taco bell?
Kevin: Hell no, taco bell is that deuce juice!

by Mista Maples January 12, 2012

dropping a deuce

going to the bathroom going poopy in the toilet and clogging it without wipping

i was dropping a deuce and i clogged the toilet

by homedoggtron101 August 8, 2003

Deuce Cutter

Referring to a bowel movement,past, present or future. Also known as "droppin' a deuce".

Verb; Gavin, are you a deuce cutter? I need to change your diaper.

by Marc Cavaneau December 19, 2006

Twankie Deuces

A slang term referring to taking a smelly dump. Twankie describes the scent and Deuce refers to number 2 aka poop.

Hey brah, be right back, I gotta go drop some twankie deuces.

by DaWrathBinger March 15, 2010