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seismic dump 

A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.
I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.
seismic dump by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008

Shakespeare Dump 

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.
Shakespeare Dump by Roostafa March 31, 2010

Cross Dump 

A particular variation of the "group poop," where two (preferably) male members expel fecal matter simultaneously in the two stalls next to each other on the third floor of the Sigma Chi fraternity house in Beloit, Wisconsin. In addition to the poop, one brother may play "ambient radio" on Pandora to give the environment an added sense of peace and tranquility. However, before the action is to take place, brothers must sign up for cross dumping times so that they are assured a cross dumping partner.
Athi: Kyle, how was cross dumping with Davecat?
Kyle: It was weird. He kept asking me if I enjoyed the wraps with aioli he made earlier... The only response I gave him was the sound of my entire insides being shat out.

Kyle (to numerous people in the room): You tryin' to cross dump?
Eddie: Yeah, give me a minute. You tryin' to bun first?

Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.
1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"
Trump Dump by aceharr November 5, 2017

stream of consciousness dump 

An event that allows for some of the best Urban Dictionary contributions ever made.
To access my astounding stream of consciousness dump, I just close my eyes for a moment and then start typing and the next thing I know, I’m a fucking UD genius!
pooping
something you leave in the toilet and not take it
"I am going to take a dump."
"No you arent You are going to leave it."
dump by Leaver of dumps January 16, 2008