A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.
I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.
A particular variation of the "group poop," where two (preferably) male members expel fecal matter simultaneously in the two stalls next to each other on the third floor of the Sigma Chi fraternity house in Beloit, Wisconsin. In addition to the poop, one brothermay play "ambient radio" on Pandora to give the environment an added sense of peace and tranquility. However, before the action is to take place, brothers must sign up for cross dumping times so that they are assured a cross dumping partner.
Athi: Kyle, how was cross dumping with Davecat?
Kyle: It was weird. He kept asking me if I enjoyed the wraps with aioli he made earlier... The only response I gave him was the sound of my entire insides being shat out.
Kyle (to numerous people in the room): You tryin' to cross dump?
Eddie: Yeah, give me a minute. You tryin' to bun first?
1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.
1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"
To access my astounding stream of consciousness dump, I just close my eyes for a moment and then start typing and the next thing I know, I’m a fucking UD genius!