go eat a donut

created by the person above...BAD comeback to your mom or your face...it's for people that are just stupid and dont know how to insult with something good like you mom.your face...or just stupid people

person 1- that's ugly
person 2- your mom's ugly
person 1- your face is ugly
person 2- your mom's face is ugly
person 1- GO EAT A DONUT
persons 2 to 6 billion-...that was the most retarding thing ever...
person 1- so...

person 1 ends up crying and running away...not person 2...

by jensena xD December 28, 2005

Warm Donut

A warm donut is when you have someone spread their asshole and the other person puts cinnamon and sugar on their dick then proceeds to put the dick in a fast in and out motion creating the anal cavity to heat the then girl licks the cinnamon and sugar off dick - Warm Donut.

"Hey Burny, I did a warm Donut with my gf last night, you should try it with your mrs."

by B & T March 30, 2017

The Jelly Donut

When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.

Last night I gave my lady "The Jelly Donut" just to watch the jizz squeeze out.

by SwayDizzle420 September 3, 2010

vanilla donut

making a donut with ur girlfriends fat. and busting a load into the middle

aye babe you want a vanilla donut when im done

by lazykid March 14, 2011

chocolate donut

When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.

After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."

by Norman Bangs June 1, 2013

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

by Greg Toland December 5, 2022

glazing the donut

just simoning on that shit so that the customers will like it and it gives a nice shiny coating.

customer "nice donuts man! super duper!"
Asian guy selling it "yes uh glazing the donut was with simon! My simon!"

by asian hawk April 21, 2020