Powdered donut

When you want to partake in eating anothers asshole, powder sugar will make it taste better.

Me : To Shawn : "do you powder your balls like that before you know you're going to get fucked"

Shawn "yeah, but with powdered sugar"

*massive laughter*

Me: "you responded way to quickly for me to NOT think you have been in a situation where you actually put powdered sugar on your balls.. ."

*Shawn and random man*

"Oh hey, you wanna eat me asshole. . . I know what will make it taste better, powered sugar"

Scott "like a powdered donut. . . "

by Powdered dounut May 23, 2019

Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

by RevBroG January 30, 2016

plastic donut

Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.

Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?

by adambox February 20, 2010

Donut eyes

When one's eyes are glazed over

We started watching a movie but then I got donut eyes... next thing I knew it was over

A few drinks later, she had donut eyes.

by T0asterstrud3l April 29, 2017

jelly donut

A person who sucks cocks emphatically and always swallows.

Man, I'm so full. I feel like a jelly donut today~!

by Raftel May 16, 2017

Sprinkle donut

Verb-the act of going into the sea and then rolling in the sand creating the apperance of sprinkles on their body-usually performed at parties and other HIGH-larious events that take place on a beach

'I dare you to sprinkle donut naked on the beach'
'Hell no bitch, I don't want sand up my butt'

by dannybazooka September 7, 2013

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 March 9, 2014