mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016

pre-diddle

preliminary activities before the act of the diddles. See Diddle Definition

man dude carter gave gabbie the best pre-diddle last night

by ThisDiddleMaster69 June 11, 2016

disc diddling

Engaging in old, tired discussion. It refers to placing a vinyl record album on the spindle of the turntable.

The conversation on this YouTube thread seems like a lot of disc diddling to me.

by magwep February 6, 2017

daffy diddle

To wear a fake duck nose and slap a female in the face with your erect penis after coating it in chocolate and peanut butter.

bro last night i hit her with that daffy diddle

by jpdaffy February 21, 2017

squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017

skiddly diddly

Aka Willy Nilly

When your UK friends try to sound tough but use silly words to describe brutal shit.

The enemy flew over objective point butters in a bomber and went skiddly diddly all over the enemies.

by ReverendSamson March 29, 2017