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Urban dictionary

The best thing ever and I'm just going back home and I'm not telling you how to make me feel stupid
Urban dictionary is awesome but it doesn't work with the comments on my list
by Kill yourselves February 20, 2017
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Urban Dictionary Moron

Any one person leaving a definition of their made up word on Urban Dictionary. They in turn hope it will become an actual word people use.
99.9% of the words on here are added by Urban Dictionary Morons. Urban Dictionary should slim down their entries to words that people actually use by having real proof of word use.
by Judge, jury and executioner. December 13, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A website where 90% of the definitions of normal everyday items (such as "hot dog" or "ice cream") are sexual. Full of immature middle schoolers and/or early high schoolers with dirty minds who think they know everything but actually don't know squat!
Normal definition:
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun

Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits
by MetalHead16 May 6, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Jackass

A person who makes stupid definitions for words people don't use and tools who add their names on Urban Dictionary. Most common with teenagers looking for an ego boost.
"Holy shit, did Ashley seriously just add her name to this website in order to feel good?"

"Yeah man, she needs to get a life. She's an Urban Dictionary Jackass."
by CLICKMEYOULOSER December 16, 2012
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Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES
by Densest April 6, 2017
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Trump Dictionary

The website/app formerly known as Urban Dictionary. Now saturated and overflowing with Donald Trump references that are neither relevant nor funny.
Guy: "Hey Man have you seen the newest entries of streetwise lingo?"

Man: "Yea Guy, Trump Dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references I can use in daily conversation!"
by Deest February 23, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A slang dictionary website wherein people who have never visited 4chan in their lives attempt to define and explain 4chan memes to people who will never visit 4chan in their lives.
Thanks to Urban Dictionary, you just lost the game.
by Insert Meme Here October 17, 2008
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