cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.

I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.

by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017

cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

coochie protector

1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.

2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.

saddlebags

Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.

saddlebags

by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017

coochie cabbage

Cabbage that has been fermented in a girls coochie

"We had coochie cabbage last night for dinner, it was about 2 weeks old."

by rusiityt September 8, 2017

chooch'o'clock

the time at which your nicotine addiction requires you to, smoke, vape, or pack a lip of chew
usually lunch time. often entails hotboxing a car, blowing smoke tricks, and becoming nic sick

chooch'o'clock is a time to spend with your friends, family, loved ones, and pets.

not to be confused with hooch'o'clock, a time for the consumption of marijuana

guy 1: hey wanna head out for chooch'o'clock?

guy 2: ya bro, how much nic is your juice?

guy 1: 12mg bro!

guy 2: yeah word bro.

by asmallchild December 11, 2017

Coochie Sushi

the act of inserting rice into a females vagina, and having another person eat them out.

come over and get some coochie sushi.

by darfar96 May 23, 2018

Coochbumps

When your vagina/pubic area gets goosebumps.

“When I saw the ghost of River Phoenix, I got coochbumps!”

by Bilavrana April 18, 2018