Colten Enman

A person who walks and talks like a tool

What a fuckin colten enman....

by TwerkMasterNoah November 20, 2014

candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

by Otis D February 6, 2009

pissing contest

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.

Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.

by Tom Mitchell June 11, 2006

canterbury

a hole of a suburb in sydney, australia. There is nothing there....nothing at all. History tells us that Canterbury used to extend out to the nearby suburbs of punchbowl and marrickville, but they all eventually realised how shit it was and broke away. is due to recive an upgrading in the next couple of years.

person one: hey where do you live?
person two: umm..ahh..(whispers) canterbury
person one:oh my god! you poor devil!, dont worry mate, i wont spread it around.

by eimear111 July 7, 2007

taken out of context

A use phrased by countless politicians, celebrities, and television/radio hosts to justify any stupid thing they ever say. While occasionally something is taken out of context, it is mostly ridiculous.

Critic: "How could you possibly claim that you want to rape and murder every single minority in the country?"
Douchebag: "I did say that, but it was taken out of context."

by JohnJF October 3, 2008

Relatable Content

Content that is relatable.

I’m gonna look at some relatable Content today!

by Relatable Content May 3, 2018

Centerburg

Not actually the geographical center of Ohio, but people from this town cling to that claim. Small town referred to as "The Burg". Mostly consisting of country type republicans who love to gossip.

Has pizza shops, Subway, 3 gas stations (4 including the grocery store), a Dollar General and of course the Hometown Market where way too many high school students spend way too much time.

Also home of the Oldtime Farming Festival. A collection of boring vendors that every single person who lives in Centerburg must attend every year to feel complete.

Patty: Want to do something tonight?
Sam: Sure, but we're going to have to leave Centerburg cause there sure as hell isn't anything to do here.

by Michelle Elizabeth Tanner February 21, 2011