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Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

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by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
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Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets
"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"
by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024
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Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.
Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.
by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010
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Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.
Don't typically have sex. But when I do, i use non disclosure agreement condoms.
by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 27, 2023
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Condom

A rubber latex thing you wear during sex so you don't get pregnant.
Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.

Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.
by Slutty ass condom October 1, 2020
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Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
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