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computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.
His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020
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computer

Wow! Jacob is not a computer!
by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022
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Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.
My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.
by davidiw June 14, 2011
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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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Computing Henry

When a motherbiard, hard dtive, and everything needed to compute or translate data naturally runs wide open, non stop, computing data and?decoding riddles and conversations are child's play to those of us blessed with such natural born gifts so several insurance policies are always made and delivered in advance to several different lications before any data is even mentioned as being discovered. This is always a very important and first step in any strategical game one finds themselves being forced to play regardless of not wanting to play or asking to play. If them/they would monitor their own team members more closely, I never would have accidently stumbled upon any data while decoding silly riddles being sent to me over past few weeks. Therefor, computing is being forced to decode other people's riddles when they aren't on either team and could care less bout the data discovered.
I quickly and easily decoded the silly riddles and was left computing data that I have absolutely no interest in at all in the first place because it doesn't concern me. Computing Henry data is my only interest.
by Computing Henry September 16, 2019
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Computer

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.
Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.
by Dope420 January 15, 2017
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