Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.

I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011

coconuts

Store where music, movies, and games can be bought

The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.

by kam February 28, 2004

Common Sense

Gay ass, no name ska band from California who sued an MC of that same name over copyright infringement.

Everyone knows who Common Sense the rapper is, but no one can remember who Common Sense the ska band was.

by Omega Death December 29, 2004

comedy of the commons

slapstick, three-stooges stuff

That there on the TV is some comedy of the commons.

by doodooface September 5, 2003

Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.

My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!

by MBC March 28, 2003

lowest common denomination

1. When someone claims to be "Christrian" but has never been in a church and has a vague recollection of the ten commandments, but thinks they are good person.

2. In religion, the lowest common denominator or least common denominator (abbreviated LCD) is the least common multiple of the denomination of a set of vulgar religions. It is the smallest common thought that is a multiple of the denominations.

God hates fags, that's Joseph 3:16, bro... I know I am apart of the lowest common denomination.

by floorfly November 15, 2010