match collector

someone who collects dating app matches for the sake of boosting their ego

Me: I matched with ihateblonde but she'd rather promote her instagram than go on a date.
You: she is obviously a match collector

by bladewarrior69 April 30, 2016

antique collector

Any young man who likes to actively date OLDER women.

Mark is 23 and dating Lisa who is 49. Mark is a freaking "antique collector".

by Titus F5 June 24, 2016

chicken college

A university that is known either to be in the middle of nowhere, known to be low income, or known not to educate their students very well.

Dad: "hey son, did you find a college to go to?"
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College

by starwarsfan123 January 4, 2018

Mentor College

The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!

Mentor College never gets snow days.

by come to st mike's October 9, 2019

Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.

Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.

by UrbaneUrban January 27, 2020

Wells College

A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.

Person A: So where did you go to school

Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.

Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.

Person B: No, Wells College

Person A: ...Wesleyan?

Person B: ...

by Kilroy_ws_here June 17, 2020

m'colleague

Sort of a lovely nickname used between British actor/writer Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
Can be abbreviated as "m'coll"
And you can use the word "y'coll" when refering one of them to the other（as the short form of "your colleague", obviously）

"M'colleague has noticed that, besides the usual court circular of saints, battles, dance craze etc, today is the 30th anniversary of Jeeves and Wooster. I wish him, and anyone who enjoyed it half as much as we did, tinkerty tonk." ——Hugh Laurie on Twitter, 4/23/2020

by And theyre my otp June 24, 2020