The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.
It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.
by Shang Tsung October 2, 2010
Get the College Weightmug. A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
Or
A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Or
A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016
Get the gaston collegemug. Let me tell you straight. If you’re planning to go Bournville beware the goths and nittys. It’s full of pensioners and foreigners and the teenagers are either druggies or slags. The boys all think they are roadmen and the girls are for the streets. The security guards think they are working for the government. In conclusion the college is decent but you are deffo leaving with less brain cells than when you entered
by Oxford inspector October 28, 2021
Get the Bournville collegemug. College of knowledge is a perjorative term for a particular school in Sydney, Australia! A school call to arms regarding the more ridiculous facets of the school
by Penske File May 24, 2018
Get the College of Knowledgemug. Absolute shit pit in East Sussex, everyone who goes here wants to die and the teachers care more about uniform and jewelry than they do about doing their job. It's in a decent enough area tbh just a very dull school
Person 1:where do you go to school?
Person 2: Uckfield College
Person 1: and you haven't died of boredum yet?!
Person 2: Uckfield College
Person 1: and you haven't died of boredum yet?!
by Cameleater37 February 16, 2021
Get the Uckfield Collegemug. A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.
You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:
- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last
And much much more!
You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:
- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last
And much much more!
Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."
by The World of God Cat September 13, 2022
Get the College of Woostermug. A school in Newmarket, Canada
A school where there is a lot of pricks
A school where the teachers and princible are not very nice
A school you will get in trrouble very quickly and easily
DON'T GO TO PICKERING COLLGE
--By a privously PC student
A school where there is a lot of pricks
A school where the teachers and princible are not very nice
A school you will get in trrouble very quickly and easily
DON'T GO TO PICKERING COLLGE
--By a privously PC student
by E04 off September 30, 2022
Get the Pickering Collegemug.