College of Wooster

A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.

You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:

- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last

And much much more!

Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."

by The World of God Cat September 13, 2022

Pickering College

A school in Newmarket, Canada
A school where there is a lot of pricks
A school where the teachers and princible are not very nice
A school you will get in trrouble very quickly and easily
DON'T GO TO PICKERING COLLGE
--By a privously PC student

Pickering College, the worst private school in Ontarion!

by E04 off September 30, 2022

Tamaki College

A small budget poor school in East Auckland, Glen Innes. One of the gayest schools ever, litterally anyone can make it in whether your a dumb ass or a ultra dumb fuck. Even most of the students there think that their own school is shit except the leaders house captins, etc. Full of hardknocks but always keep it stylaa. Just the school is boring af and poor and needs bill gates to give us a moneys

"Do you know a school called Tamaki College?"

"Yeah that budget ass school my mum went there"

by Someonefromtamaki October 21, 2019

college savings

A shit ton of money, College is expensive

Person 1, Yo, I just gave my College savings to an E girl
Person 2, bruh why did you do that

by Edis0088 June 13, 2022

Bournville college

Let me tell you straight. If you’re planning to go Bournville beware the goths and nittys. It’s full of pensioners and foreigners and the teenagers are either druggies or slags. The boys all think they are roadmen and the girls are for the streets. The security guards think they are working for the government. In conclusion the college is decent but you are deffo leaving with less brain cells than when you entered

Have you heard of Bournville college?

Yeah it’s full of begs

by Oxford inspector October 28, 2021

college friend

A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.

Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.

by Dr spanky January 6, 2020

ashbury college

ashbury college is a private school on the rich snobby side of ottawa you’d think everyone that goes to ashbury is filthy rich but unless you’re a boarder you’re probably average and just got a scholarship for anything, imagine a high school that gives out 10k basketball scholarships holy shit. if u don’t have a scholarship and u go to ashbury you probably live in the castle houses in manotick. if you go to ashbury and it isn’t one of the first things you talk about u lowkey try to act mad ghetto and try to avoid that ur parents spend 35k+ a year on ur grades 4-12 education

person: dude she’s smoking hot
other person: yeah man she goes to ashbury college
person: oh shit she’s never going to shutup about it

by anon6193629 August 20, 2019