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colin with a k

Hey,have you seen Colin with a k's myspace?
by Colin09 February 28, 2008
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Colin

A faggot that thinks he's really cool but mostly hated by everyone around him
person 1: that guy is such a Colin

Person 1: I know I can't stand him
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Colin

Name used to describe a fat douchebag with a small penis
"Dude don't be such a Colin."
by wooooahbuddy February 4, 2010
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Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings
I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.
by EupheMystick April 4, 2011
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Clinevitable

When an election is in the bag, at least until the voters get involved.
"My Congressman thought he was going to stay in office, but his reelection is Clinevitable."
by Adama Brown April 7, 2008
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Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.
Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?
by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010
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Colin Pollock

Colin Pollock is a term for someone who will rock your fucking world in bed. He can and will do anything that will make you moan like a llama. Everything about Colin Pollock screams Best. Orgasm. Ever. It would be smart so sleep with Colin Pollock. If a Colin Pollock ever asks you to sleep with him, the proper answer would be to suck his cock without stopping when ever and where ever he says. After he has been pleasured a sufficient number of times he will return the favor. Think of it like a piggy bank for orgasms; you give him little by little, then once he's full he'll give you everything back at once!
Girl 1: Why are you walking funny?
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.
by Titorio April 27, 2011
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