Cockblock

The true identity of a fictional character that likes to go by the name of Asia Argento in a light novel/anime series known as Highschool DxD

“Do you want to attack me?”

Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.

“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”

by Wubbadu June 7, 2016

Loving Cockblock

Cockblocking one of your friends when they're really drunk and trying to fuck an ugly chick.

Johan: Dude what the fuck you totally cockblocked me last night!

Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!

Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock

by KJDubs September 28, 2011

Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation:
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!

by bar terminology October 18, 2011

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2010

clockblock

Delaying a friend from breaking up with their significant other even though it's inevitable.

Usher clockblocked his friend from moving on from his abusive relationship.

by r_tuna November 18, 2014

Cocklock

A male or female who constantly stares at the groin region of all males who are within visual range.

You enter a bar with a friend you notice a particularly ugly woman staring at your package.You turn to your friend and say "Damn I wish that skank would quit getting cocklock on me"

by Maddoe September 25, 2004