chronitonic

Very high-quality weed with crazy unbelievable timely effects.

Root words:

Tonic - A slang term meaning to be hype, crazy or unbelievable.

Chronic - (1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. (2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
Chrono - time

Shortly after ignition Jack realized these nuggets were truly the chronitonic. After a recent safety meeting Jane realized the chronitonic was the dope shit.

by chronitonic October 15, 2012

Chronik Pyros

A small group of musical geniuses who smoke marijuana all day, every day.

CHRONIK PYROS

by PYRO! December 10, 2012

chronic alcoholic

An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.

John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.

by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013

Chronologicalize

To put something in a chronological order.

Dave said, "I'm going to chronologicalize my family photo album this weekend.".

by Kuroni March 19, 2014

chronoable

Kron-oh-uh-buh l
adjective
1. capable of kiteboarding in 5 knot winds because you own an Ozone Chrono kite.

"It's blowing 5 knots. It's Chronoable! I'll be on the water having fun in 10 minutes." This will be your daily posting online to social media after checking the wind speed at your favorite kiteboarding spot. It will drive your friends insane. They will first tell you that kiting in low winds is not fun. However after seeing how much fun you are having, they will get an Ozone Chrono and become a fellow Chronie and kiteboard everyday as soon as the winds hits 5 knots.

by Matanzas Inlet March 18, 2015

chronijuana sundae

First, you take all your strains and grind them up in equal amounts in the same grinder. Pack a single hit in a bowl (bong preferred), top that hit with a layer of keif. Lastly you drop a dab on top while you rip the whole thing down.

Damn dude, that chronijuana sundae put me on couch lock for 4 hours.

by DierwulfBL February 29, 2016

Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017