christmas orgy

Where you have an orgy on december 25th and before they start they all open gifts from under a christmas tree that turn out to be sex toys.

Are you going to that christmas orgy?

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

Techno Christmas

A post-Christmas celebration where board games are played and techno is hardly listened to.

William: So Hannah, when is Techno Christmas?

Hannah: Not sure actually.

by Dr. William December 26, 2008

A Christmas Carol

A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.

The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.

The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.

The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.

The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.

God bless us, one and all!

My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.

by Sloth Wrangler December 14, 2019

Christmas man

German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.

Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"

Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "Someone stole my hat. Fuckwaffle."

by krstn January 13, 2006

Christmas lush

The rush that occurs at Chrismas time to grab enough alcohol to sustain the all the parties that will occur over the holidays.

A time to be avoided during the Christmas holidays.

"Thank goodness I did all my liquor shopping in November to avoid the Christmas lush!"

by HLBNDR February 1, 2010

Christmas miracle

The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie

Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.

by Eat 'n' Sweat January 1, 2009

Christmas Tree

the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.

Treatment for this condition is very harsh

Day 1
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Day 2
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Day 3
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Day 4
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Day 5
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree

by wakeboarddlife January 10, 2009