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Chocolate Party Hats

Molded chocolate hat designed to fit on the head of a penis. Primarily used to enhance oral sex for both the man and woman. Usually secured to head of penis with peanut butter, marshmallow creme, or caramel sauce.

Also see - Dick Hats
I hope that bitch is bringing the Chocolate Party Hats to my bachelorette party!
by DurTSanchez May 7, 2008
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Chocolate cole slaw

SEVERE diarrhea that resembles cole slaw, but brown in color.
Chad: " Dude, why are you leaving work?"

Andy: " I've been making Chocolate cole slaw all morning!"
by Fishbowl Crew October 19, 2009
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chocotacoing

man i met this sexy lady and we went chocotacoing
by killmeihavenolife January 25, 2010
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chocofro

The chocobo that lives in Sazh's 'fro in final fantasy XIII.
The little chocofro is actually the main villain of the game.
by bluwaterdragoon March 30, 2010
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chocolate phantom

The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.
friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."
by The Chocolate Phantom June 26, 2010
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chocolate sausage

(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.

(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.
by CHEW KOKARUNI June 22, 2011
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Chocolate Riser

A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.

Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.
Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.
by JayTeeEs March 2, 2012
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