Chili Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.

Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!

by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

chili cheese tops

The ingredients are mainly chili, cheese and sometimes tops!! It is made in the shape of a golden nugget and sometimes it hot af.

Chili cheese tops makes my ass feel like a volcano busting.

by The man of Skirmir March 16, 2019

Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022

vegan chili

Meatless chili...also known as spaghetti sauce

Hey Amanda how's that spaghetti sauce? It's not spaghetti sauce...it's my vegan chili...

by jiggityjrock September 6, 2016

chili doggie style

When one consumes several chili dogs, and most likely a few beers, and afterwards engages in sexual activities resulting in barfing said chili dogs all over your partner's back.

Damn, Camille will never talk to me again after last night when I did her chili doggie style.

by farmin fuppas March 14, 2015