arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back

dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!

by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011

Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Carpet rat

A pussy ass bitch who thinks there something big

Justin’s a carpet rat

by The Pushin P January 24, 2022

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

sex carpet

referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on

sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet

by zoesworld420 April 2, 2022

Carpet

(Noun) "Capet is a soft material usually laid on floors of houses to provide a soft surface on which to walk."
- GradeAUnderA 2015

(Adjective) To cover something, usually in a substance of some sort.

(Noun) "I just got a new carpet for my living room."

(Adjective) "We will now carpet the cake with frosting."

by ProfessionalRose November 25, 2022

Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016