Carpet Bomb

The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.

Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."

by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012

carpe noctem

An organization based in Ashtabula, Ohio, that you shouldn't know about.

Man, it was great on the garage with Carpe Noctem last weekend.

by A Founder February 26, 2005

carecake

Carecake, noun, a group of people that consists of carepies. Can be a threat to a community

Carecake named Female for Life are against abortion

by d0main May 30, 2005

Carpen-duda-whatsin

1. A term used for extreme confusion.

2. A way to make fun of your teacher while discussing famous Latin terms.

Teacher- The Cuantumgibobularhinkich of the ostrioglogin is hypoloxiualar.

Kid- Carpen-duda-whatsin?

by Bobuthin Mc. Stingle booper May 16, 2006

Carpet tre

a carpet tre is a skateboarding slang term which describes a 360 flip as very low with almost no pop at all.

Person 1: Yo dude I just 360 flipped it was awesome!!!

Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.

by Papageorge P October 4, 2006

Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.

by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010